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0.

/*
?*?Dear?Maintainer
?*
?*?Once?you?are?done?trying?to?‘optimize’?this?routine,
?*?and?you?have?realized?what?a?terrible?mistake?that?was,
?*?please?increment?the?following?counter?as?a?warning
?*?to?the?next?guy.
?*
?*?total_hours_wasted_here?=?73
?*

親愛(ài)的維護(hù)者

如果嘗試對(duì)這段程序進(jìn)行'優(yōu)化'

并且您已經(jīng)意識(shí)到這是一個(gè)多么可怕的錯(cuò)誤，

請(qǐng)?jiān)黾右韵掠?jì)數(shù)器的個(gè)數(shù)用來(lái)對(duì)后來(lái)人進(jìn)行警告

這里總共浪費(fèi)的時(shí)間= 73?

1.

Exception?up?=?new?Exception("Something?is?really?wrong.");
throw?up;??//ha?ha

例外=新的異常("確實(shí)有問(wèn)題。")

放棄; //哈哈

2.

//?When?I?wrote?this,?only?God?and?I?understood?what?I?was?doing
//?Now,?God?only?knows

當(dāng)我寫(xiě)下這個(gè)的時(shí)候，只有上帝和我明白我在做什么?

現(xiàn)在，只有上帝知道

3.

//?sometimes?I?believe?compiler?ignores?all?my?comments

有時(shí)，我會(huì)相信編譯器會(huì)忽略我所有的注釋

4.

//?I?dedicate?all?this?code,?all?my?work,?to?my?wife,?Darlene,
//?who?will?have?to?support?me?and?our?three?children?and
//?the?dog?once?it?gets?released?into?the?public.

謹(jǐn)以此代碼，獻(xiàn)給我的妻子達(dá)琳，感謝她一直支持著我，以及我的三個(gè)孩子和一條狗。

5.

//?drunk,?fix?later

喝多了，改天再修

6.

//?Magic.?Do?not?touch.

魔法！不要碰。

7.

//?I'm?sorry.

抱歉。

8.

return?1;?#?returns?1

返回 1；# 返回 1

9.

Catch?(Exception?e)?{
//who?cares?
}

捕獲(異常e)

誰(shuí)在乎？

10.

/**
*?Always?returns?true.
*/
public?boolean?isAvailable()?{
return?false;
}

代碼返回 false ，注釋則始終返回 true

11.

/*
*?You?may?think?you?know?what?the?following?code?does.
*?But?you?dont.?Trust?me.
*?Fiddle?with?it,?and?youll?spend?many?a?sleepless
*?night?cursing?the?moment?you?thought?youd?be?clever
*?enough?to?"optimize"?the?code?below.
*?Now?close?this?file?and?go?play?with?something?else.
*/

你可能相信你能看懂以下代碼，

但是其實(shí)絕對(duì)不可能，相信我。

一旦你調(diào)試了，你絕對(duì)會(huì)后悔裝聰明去嘗試優(yōu)化這段代碼。

最好的方式是關(guān)閉文件，

去玩點(diǎn)兒你喜歡的東西吧！

12.

try?{
}?finally?{?//?should?never?happen
}

絕對(duì)不會(huì)運(yùn)行到這里

13.

const?int?TEN=10;?//?As?if?the?value?of?10?will?fluctuate...

好像 10 的值會(huì)波動(dòng)...

14.

//?This?code?sucks,?you?know?it?and?I?know?it.
//?Move?on?and?call?me?an?idiot?later.

這段代碼的確很爛，我知道你也知道，

先不要罵我，請(qǐng)先接著往下看

15.

//?If?this?comment?is?removed?the?program?will?blow?up

如果刪了此處注釋，程序就炸了

16.

//?I?am?not?responsible?of?this?code.
//?They?made?me?write?it,?against?my?will.

我不負(fù)責(zé)這個(gè)代碼

他們強(qiáng)迫我寫(xiě)，違背了我的意愿。

17.

/*?Please?work?*/

請(qǐng)工作

18.

//?no?comments?for?you
//?it?was?hard?to?write
//?so?it?should?be?hard?to?read

沒(méi)有注釋，

很難寫(xiě)，

所以它應(yīng)該很難閱讀

19.

options.BatchSize?=?300;?//Madness??THIS?IS?SPARTA!

瘋了吧？這是斯巴達(dá)！

20.

//?If?this?code?works,?it?was?written?by?Paul?DiLascia.
//?If?not,?I?don't?know?who?wrote?it

如果這個(gè)代碼能夠正常工作，那么是Paul DiLascia寫(xiě)的?

否則，我也不知道是誰(shuí)寫(xiě)的

21.

//?Peter?wrote?this,?nobody?knows?what?it?does,?don't?change?it!

這是彼得寫(xiě)的，沒(méi)人知道它是做什么的，別改動(dòng)！

22.

/**?Logger?*/
private?Logger?logger?=?Logger.getLogger();

不管怎么費(fèi)盡心力，人會(huì)受傷的時(shí)候就會(huì)受傷。by 村上春樹(shù)

23.

//?I?have?to?find?a?better?job

我必須找到更好的工作

24.

//?Real?programmers?don’t?comment?their?code.?
//?If?it?was?hard?to?write,?
//?it?should?be?hard?to?understand.

真正的程序員不注釋他們的代碼。

如果很難寫(xiě)

應(yīng)該是難以理解

25.

//?This?is?black?magic
//?from
//?*Some?stackoverlow?link
//?Don’t?play?with?magic,?it?can?BITE.

這是來(lái)自stackoverlow的黑魔法

別玩魔法，它會(huì)咬人的

26.

//?For?the?sins?I?am?about?to?commit,?may?James?Gosling?forgive?me

對(duì)于我即將犯下的罪行，希望詹姆斯·高斯林(James Gosling)能原諒我

27.

//?Comment?this?later

稍后對(duì)此注釋

28.

//?Remove?this?if?you?wanna?be?fired

如果你想被炒魷魚(yú)，就刪除它

29.

}catch(Exception?ex){
//?Houston,?we?have?a?problem
}

Houston，我們有一個(gè)問(wèn)題

30.

//?I?can’t?divide?with?zero,?so?I?have?to?divide?with?something?very?similar?
result?=?number?/?0.00000000000001.

我不能除以0，所以我要除以一個(gè)非常相似的數(shù)

31.

int?getRandomNumber()
{
Return?4;?//?chosen?by?fair?dice?roll.
//?guaranteed?to?be?random.
}

通過(guò)公平擲骰子選擇

保證是隨機(jī)的

32.

#TODO:?Figure?out?what?I’m?doing?here?and?comment?accordingly.

弄清楚這里做什么并相應(yīng)地添加注釋

33.

//?If?this?code?is?still?being?used?when?it?stops?working,?then
//?you?have?my?permission?to?shoot?me.?Oh,?you?won't?be?able
//?to?-?I'll?be?dead...

如果這段代碼停止工作時(shí)還在使用，

殺了我吧，哦~你不能這么做

我死了......

34.

//?If?you?are?reading?this,?that?means?you?have?been?put?in?charge?of?my?previous?project.
//?I?am?sorry,?so?sorry?for?you.?Godspeed.

如果你看到了這里，這意味著你已經(jīng)被任命為我之前的項(xiàng)目的負(fù)責(zé)人。

對(duì)不起，真抱歉。祝你好運(yùn)。

35.

//?I?wrote?this?while?drunk,?I?don’t?know?what?it?does,?
//?but?if?you?remove?it?the?program?breaks.

我是在喝醉的時(shí)候?qū)懙模圆恢浪歉墒裁从玫?/p>

但如果你刪除它，程序就會(huì)中斷

36.

//?This?code?worked?before,?but?my?cat?decided?to?take?a?
//?trip?across?my?keyboard...

這段代碼以前是有效的，但是我的貓決定在我的鍵盤(pán)上跑一趟

37.

long?long?ago;?/*?in?a?galaxy?far?far?away?*/

在很遠(yuǎn)很遠(yuǎn)的銀河系外 （這段代碼能運(yùn)行，絕對(duì)是個(gè)奇跡）

38.

long?john;?//?silver

金銀島

39.

#define?TRUE?FALSE?//?Happy?debugging?suckers

快樂(lè)的去調(diào)試你的代碼吧，哈哈

40.

//?Dear?future?me.?Please?forgive?me.
//?I?can't?even?begin?to?express?how?sorry?I?am.

未來(lái)親愛(ài)的我，請(qǐng)?jiān)徫?

我說(shuō)不出來(lái)我有多抱歉

41.

//?private?instance?variable?for?storing?age
public?static?int?age;

用于存儲(chǔ)年齡的私有實(shí)例變量

42.

//?I?am?not?sure?why?this?works?but?it?fixes?the?problem.

雖然我不知道為什么這樣管用，但它卻是修復(fù)了問(wèn)題

43.

last?=?first;?/*?Biblical?reference?*/

最后即是開(kāi)始，圣經(jīng)引用

44.

try?{
}?catch?(SQLException?ex)?{
//?Basically,?without?saying?too?much,?you're?screwed.?Royally?and?totally.
}?catch(Exception?ex)
{
//If?you?thought?you?were?screwed?before,?boy?have?I?news?for?you!!!
}

不用多說(shuō)，基本上你完蛋了

45.

//?John!?If?you'll?svn?remove?this?once?more,
//?I'll?shut?you,?for?God's?sake!
//?That?piece?of?code?is?not?"something?strange"!
//?That?is?THE?AUTH?VALIDATION.

如果你再刪除一次

看在上帝的份上，我要關(guān)閉你

這段代碼不是什么“奇怪的東西”

那就是身份驗(yàn)證

46.

long?time;?/*?know?C?*/

過(guò)來(lái)很久時(shí)間才知道

47.

//?Abandon?all?hope?ye?who?enter?beyond?this?point

入此門(mén)者了斷希望

48.

/*?Ah?ah?ah!?You'll?never?understand?why?this?one?works.?*/

啊啊啊！你永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)明白為什么這個(gè)方法有效

49.

catch?(Ex?as?Exception)?{
//?oh?crap,?we?should?do?something.
}

糟糕，我們應(yīng)該做點(diǎn)什么

50.

//?TODO?make?this?work

用TODO做這件事

51.

//?If?you're?reading?this,?then?my?program?is?probably?a?success

如果你現(xiàn)在在認(rèn)真詳細(xì)的閱讀這段代碼，那么寫(xiě)的這段代碼應(yīng)該是沒(méi)有問(wèn)題的

52.

//?set?break?point?here?-?you'll?never?reach?it

在這里設(shè)置斷點(diǎn)-你永遠(yuǎn)作不到十全十美

53.

/*
**????The?author?disclaims?copyright?to?this?source?code.
**????In?place?of?a?legal?notice,?here?is?a?blessing:
**
**????May?you?do?good?and?not?evil.
**????May?you?find?forgiveness?for?yourself?and?forgive?others.
**????May?you?share?freely,?never?taking?more?than?you?give.
*/

作者放棄此源代碼的版權(quán)

這是一份祝福，而不是法律通知

愿你行善不作惡。

愿你寬恕自己，寬恕他人

愿你自由分享，永遠(yuǎn)不要超過(guò)付出

54.

//?I'm?not?sure?what?I?did

我不確定我做了什么

55.

//?This?is?crap?code?but?it's?3?a.m.?and?I?need?to?get?this?working.

這是垃圾代碼，但現(xiàn)在是凌晨3點(diǎn)，我需要讓他能夠正常運(yùn)行

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